MOFETTE results!

[Aussie Meyer]

Teehee!  As my eyeball grazed over this one:

> mofette--n.--a Breton cottage cheese made from goat's milk.
> -- David (3 points)
> 
> 2 - Kir
> 1 - Judith

I thought, "Kir DOES sound like a Breton cottage cheese made from goat's 
milk!"

Then I realized we could, actually, fictionalize names pretty well - I 
have visual images to go with a lot of your names which have nothing 
whatsoever to do with what you actually look like. The mysterious 
MyShaner, the unusual haircut of Fran Poodry, the solid New England 
charm of Hutch, Pierre Abbat in his sackcloth, Jean-Joseph as some wild 
French photojournalist in Mongolia, David as a sort of Rube Goldbergian 
mad inventor with coke bottle eyeglasses, Judith reclined on a chaise 
lounge (with a bunch of grapes) tossing off one word descriptions, 
Elliott looking like the picture on the back of the bookcover with 
tweeds and pipe.  We won't even get into Ranjit, who sounds (and 
sometimes acts) like some kinda monkey wrench.

And I already know that the physical description of myself is so 
unlikely that no one would ever buy it.  Hehe, "51 year old lady hipster 
  exceeding 450 lbs. avoirdupois and living in Texas". YeeHAW!