[Fictionary] Re: Fw: humor: Creative Puns for Educated Minds

[Judith Schrier]

A friend sent these this morning.  I was surprised at how many I had 
NOT seen before,
so I have sent just those on...

>Some oldies, some new ones.
> >
> > 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it 
> turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
> >
> > 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
> >
> > 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
> >
> > 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
> >
> > 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are 
> looking into it.
> >
> > 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
> >
> > 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat 
> said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
> >
> > 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'
> >
> > 18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just 
> didn't have the balls to do it.
> >
> > 20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a 
> seasoned veteran.
> >
> > 23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
> >
> > 24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

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