[Fictionary] Selcouth Results

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On Sun, 29 Dec 2013, Ranjit Bhatnagar wrote:

> My parents just gave me some corduroy pants where the cords run
> horizontally around the pants instead of up and down. I said that it must
> have been very expensive to set up a production line to weave horizontal
> corduroy, but nobody appreciated my joke.

The joke's on you!  Your new pants vanish when viewed through ordinary 
horizontally-polarized sunglasses.

Regards,
em