[Fictionary] Proot Ballot

[Nicolas Ward]

Here is your proot ballot! Get your votes in by next... Wednesday!

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proot, n. (arch.) A slender scraping tool used to remove snuff-laden nasal mucus.

proot, n. The pink or pinkish-grey layer present on the surface of northern tundra ice, caused by colonies of Geosiphon khasiana.

proot, n. Journeyman, novice, rookie.

proot, exclam. A command to move faster.

proot, n. Any knot or binding that can be released by verbal or mental effort.

proot, n. A hard, inedible growth that appears in place of fruit on virus-affected limbs of stone fruit trees.

proot, n. A vegetable often served with greeps, raw or crottled.

proot, adj. (slang) Perfect.

--Nick