[Fictionary] PIGWIDGEON ballot

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Dear Fictionary,

Just when you thought this election was over, here are ten candidates for 
PIGWIDGEON, plus one bonus joke def.  Please give one two-point and one 
one-point vote (``scoring a la Jed'').  Votes are due in a week.

Regards,
em

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pigwidgeon (v.t.)  To force an oversized joint of meat into a pot or 
kettle.
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pigwidgeon (n.)  In Welsh lore, a spirit of benevolent chaos which visits 
farms and stirs up animals and objects.  Visits result in lost items being 
found, recovery of relationships gone bad, and refreshing change.
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pigwidgeon (n.)  A sugar packet used as a wedge to prop up a wobbly table. 
(v.) To use a pigwidgeon.
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pigwidgeon (n.)  The fattest clay pigeon that can be shot out of the 
skeet-throwing machine.
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pigwidgeon (n.)  A device for lifting a stone, consisting of several parts 
that are assembled in a hole in the top of the stone.
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pigwidgeon (n.)  A whortleberry tart.
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pigwidgeon (n.)  1.  A fairy, dwarf, imp, or elf.  2.  (Derogatory) A 
small or insignificant person or thing; a stupid or contemptible person.
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pigwidgeon (n.)  A wedge of iron, used to support a piece of iron which is
being shaped.
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pigwidgeon (n.)  A blue and yellow fish, sometimes with spots, sometimes 
with warts.
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pigwidgeon (n.)  Under Elizabethan pre-Imperial unit standardization, the 
amount of wood that one subject may take from a royal forest each winter 
month.

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Plus a bonus joke def from Jean-Joseph:

pigwidgeon (n.)  A tove with a doupee.