[Fictionary] kittle pitcher ballot

[Ranjit Bhatnagar]

It's time for voting! Usual and customary method: give one of the options 2
points, and another option 1 point. Please get your votes to me by next
Thursday the 18th.

THE BALLOT:

kittle pitcher, n. An earthenware jug for beer, with a rounded bottom, the
intent being that since you can't put the jug down without it's falling
over, the jug has to continue making its rounds.


kittle pitcher, n. A carpenter's level consisting of a deep bowl filled
with water.


kittle pitcher, n. - A boat that tends to rock in a particular figure-eight
pattern (combining pitch with a roll oscillation at twice the frequency)
that is very prone to inducing seasickness.


kittle pitcher, v. - to prevent someone from telling a boring or longwinded
story by constantly interrupting them with pointless contradictions.


kittle pitcher, n. - Derogatory slang for women advertising executives in
the 1960s and 70s. Largely obsolete.


kittle pitcher, n. - In tire-swing jousting, a state in which the tire
orbits make a rope collision inevitable.


kittle pitcher, n. - The pitcher for guests.


kittle pitcher, n. - A plant, Darlingtonia ansata, with handle-like
appendages on the sides of its pitchers.


kittle pitcher, n. - a machine that shoots clay shapes for rifle enthusiasts
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