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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hi, I was just at my grandson's house reading an
old compendium of Calvin and Hobbes when I came across Spaceman Spiff's
Mertilizer. The only time I had heard the word "mertilize" was once when
my mother threatened to mertilize us kids. She's been dead a long time,
but when alive she was normally such a pleasant person that I figured she wanted
to murder us kids for something horrible we'd done, but really didn't want to
murder us, so she made up the euphemism--or it just slipped out. Anyone
ever heard of it before? The same cartoon strip had the word GRONK! as a
sound--we used to call a rather schmoo-like teacher colleague by that
nickname. In a further C&H strip there was a Frap-Ray, and in
another SPELUNK! was a frog pond sound (I used to explore caves, so I
laughed). Linda</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>