<html><div>I remember my kids, now turning 49, 50, and 50, putting in certain numbers or operations on their calculators and the answer was Shell Oil. Earlier manipulations were reading the phone number 77340 upside down, or cutting out the maiden on a Land O' Lakes butter box and folding it to reveal certain parts of her anatomy. Weirdness has always been with us. LInda Yegg as a safecracker is a popular crossword puzzle clue. <br><br>---------- Original Message ----------<br>From: Pierre Abbat <phma@leaf.dragonflybsd.org><br>To: fictionary@swarpa.net<br>Subject: [Fictionary] yeggogology results: Nick wins<br>Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2018 03:23:49 -0400<br><br>I just entered the word at https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/yeggogology .<br><br>I've dabbled in yeggogology on two occasions. First my father had an HP-45, <br>which if you press certain three keys at once turns into a stopwatch. Later I <br>had an HP-34C and learned how to enter numbers with digits beyond 9. The <br>method had something to do with entering instructions and then changing the <br>amount of memory allocated to programs versus registers, if I remember right. <br>It displayed sixteen characters, "0123456789rFoPE ", using the last six to <br>display error messages (P was for "Pr Error", which meant that it lost power; <br>I don't know what F was for). Another guy at my dorm in Case Western had come <br>up with bleem, an "irrational integer between 6 and 7". I proceeded to enter <br>the number 5.dccbeafff in my calculator; the first digit after the point being <br>greater than 10, it is in a way between 6 and 7. Trying to calculate with this <br>number in decimal resulted in strange behavior.<br><br>Pierre<br>----<br>J-J: On the off chance that my duplicate answer gets any votes, and the even <br>more slim chance that I win, I would recuse myself since I had the extra bit <br>of knowledge that it _isn't_ about safecracking...<br><br>yeggogology, n. The study of cycles and repetition, particularly with regards <br>to natural phenomena.<br>by Nicolas Ward. 5<br>David 1<br>Eric: One point.<br>Ranjit: 1 point, plausible yet not about yeggs<br>Linda: 1 point for cycles of repetition, ugga bugga, ugga bugga!<br>J-J: Most ordinary definition award (and therefore likely to win).<br>Elliott: Because the ``g'' keeps recurring? Nice. One point.<br><br>yeggogology, n. The study of undocumented features of calculators.<br>by Russian Hackers. 4<br>J-J: I'm amused. Two points.<br>Elliott: Or, formerly, undocumented features of slide rules. (``The cursor is <br>sharp enough to use as a cigar cutter.'' Two points.)<br><br>yeggogology, n. 1. The use of meaningless neologisms, improvised on the spot, <br>as swear words. 2. A word invented for this purpose.<br>by Elliott Moreton. 4<br>2 for the hidden stopwatch<br>Linda: 2 points for the meaningless neologisms, ugga bugga!<br>J-J: Probably right. But I'm not going for it.<br>Elliott: Come on, doesn't ``yeggog'' sound like a swear word? Nearly all of <br>the defs on the ballot involved something reprehensible.<br><br>yeggogology, n. The study of oafs.<br>by Eric Cohen. 3<br>Ranjit: 2 points for resisting the urge to write "oaves"<br>J-J: I'm sure somebody gets a doctorate in this. One point.<br>Elliott: Is that a subdiscipline of history, or vice versa?<br><br>yeggogology, n. The study of safecracking techniques.<br>by Jean-Joseph Cote. 2<br>2 for counting to infinity<br>Elliott: Safecracking def #2. What in the world does this have to do with <br>safecracking? Are ``yeg'' and ``gog'' underworld slang for ``clockwise'' and <br>``counterclockwise''?<br><br>Yeggogology (trademark, properly styled "The Yeggogology Personal Growth <br>Nexus"), pr.n. An internationally-franchised publishing and retail chain, <br>founded in 2006 by Santiago Cazorla.<br>by Ranjit Bhatnagar. 2<br>Eric: Two points.<br><br>yeggogology, n. The study of criminals who specialize in safe-cracking.<br>by Linda Owens. 2<br>David 2<br><br>yeggogology, n. The study of the Elder Ones.<br>by David Randall. 0<br>Elliott: Gog, Magog, and Yog-Sothog.<br><br>J-J: OK, so googling after the fact reveals that my amusement hit the mark, <br>and that the etymology of this is hilarious. And as a side note, when I was <br>in eighth grade, my classmate Neil Page had a calculator that did something <br>really bizarre if you divided by zero and then pressed the button to display <br>additional decimal places (I think the display was only six digit wide). I'd <br>have to see it again to come up with a theory as to what it was doing, but <br>what it appeared to be doing was rapidly counting upward, as if it was <br>searching possibilities on its way to infinity.<br>-- <br>The Black Garden on the Mountain is not on the Black Mountain.</p></html>
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