[Fictionary] Cruque Results

[Nicolas Ward]

Hey all! Sorry about the delay. It's been a wild week and I haven't had a chance to sit down and get this done. This was a fun batch!

Looks like Elliott's infinite chicken loop ekes it out over Jean-Joseph's flatiron rack...

Elliott 7 + 0 = 7
Jean-Joseph 6 + 0 = 6
Ranjit 3 + 1 = 4
Linda 0 + 2 = 2
David 1 + 0 = 1
Hutch 0 + 1 = 1
Fran 0 + 0 = 0
Pierre 0 + 0 = 0

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Hutch "Two of the funniest fictionitions I've seen in a long time here: angry badminton and lawn bowling competitors versus loops in the pecking orders of chickens (a co-worker pointed out that "a cruque is a loop in a coop". Excellent work! ... But if they turn out to be true, I'm just going to have to die *LOL*"

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Hutch

cruque, n. An open, treeless park or portion of a park; a mall; a games pitch or fieldcruque, n. An open, treeless park or portion of a park; a mall; a games pitch or field.

Hutch "Mine. We'll see. The inadvertent doubling will either be interpreted as a signal that this is real or that it is not. It will either win by a landslide or get NO points."
Elliott "Uses ``cruque'' in the definition, but otherwise sounds very plausible and British.  Maybe inspired by CROQUET?"

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Linda

cruque, n. The top crust of a French-Canadian meat pie if it is brushed with beaten egg and water to give it an improved texture and glossy finish.

Hutch "Dunno. The two meat pies just don't feel right."
Elliott "Egg def, maybe from CRACK or CREPE?"

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Ranjit

cruque, v. To exhibit unsportsmanlike behavior; esp. to leave the playing field in anger before the end of the match. Used in badminton and lawn bowling, and less commonly in curling.

David 2
Linda 1 "I was taught to be a good sport."

Hutch "Can't give it any "real" points, but definitely 10 imaginary points for one of the funniest fictionitions in a long time"
Elliott "Maybe from CROQUET, a game whose rules encourage meanness?"

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Wiktionary

cruque, n. (Jersey dialect) 1. Shell of an egg. 2. Hull of a ship.

Linda 2 "I like the shape and fragility comparison.  Sign on a stone at a memorial on the shore of Narragansett,  RI: 'The sea is so big, and my boat is so small.'"
Ranjit 1
Hutch 1 "I'm a little less believing in this one that the flatiron rack."

Pierre "De quoi qui y'a neuf? Y'a neuf à la cruque. ? nah"
Elliott "Egg def, maybe from CRACK or CREPE?"

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Elliott

cruque, n. 1. Establishment of a new pecking order when two chicken coops are merged into one. 2. A loop in the pecking order which sometimes arises during this process.

Ranjit 2 "for silliness"
Fran 2
Pierre 2
David 1

Hutch "Again, can't give it any "real" points, but 20 imaginary points for the other of the two funniest fictionitions in a long time."
Elliott "Sort of an egg def, I guess.  When I wrote it I was sure that there must be a word for a flock or gaggle of chickens, but I couldn't (and still can't) think of what it might be.  Also, I have no idea whether the def describes a real phenomenon."

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Jean-Joseph

cruque, n. A rack for holding flatirons over a hearth.

Elliott 2 "No reason why not."
Hutch 2 "Believable!"
Fran 1
Pierre 1

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David

cruque, n. (fr. Occitan) Chamois cheese.

Elliott 1 "I.e., cheese made from milk from a chamois?  You need little teeny hands for milking them."

Hutch "a cheese you use to polish your car?????? I think I'm afraid."

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Pierre

cruque, n. 1. A French game similar to hackeysack. 2. The bran-filled leather ball used in this game.

Hutch "Not bad. Just not good enough for actual points: 0 points If I had more I'd give them here."
Elliott "Another game def; maybe CROQUET-related."

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Fran

cruque, n. A baked puree of meat or fish.

Hutch "Dunno. The two meat pies just don't feel right."
Elliott "No reason why not."
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